The great Ian Matthias Bavitz once said…
“You can dream a little dream or you can live a little dream, I rather live it, ‘cause dreamers always chase but never get it.”
Introducing the SLEEP-O-MATIC, the worlds first ever DREAM DISPOSAL SLEEP SYSTEM! You will never again be too tired to live out your dreams in real life because dreams making you lose sleep! That’s right, the SLEEP-O-MATIC will take your dreams and through it’s proprietary munching methods will grind those pesky middle-of-the-night-waker-uppers into little pieces and dispose of them. This will allow you to sleep all through the night and be energized enough to LIVE OUT YOUR DREAMS instead of just chasing them!
Your life will never be the same after one night’s rest on the SLEEP-O-MATIC.
This has been a [ Boy At The End ] Daily Sketch.
Name your price This is amazing, Skottie!
Man i love this!!! Kind of reminds me of the beginning chapters of UBIK!! Keep offering these fantastical things!!