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Megan Hodges's avatar

Charlotte basically spoke pig latin when she was a toddler- especially words with that ended in -s. "Mommy can I have a nacks? and Oliver spoke as if everything was a question, even when it was a statement, with that lilting question cadence at the end of every sentence. "Mommy I don't want to go to bed right NO-W??" Ah, good times

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Calvin Harlow's avatar

My oldest daughter is named Charlotte (6) and my new born (11/18) is named Oliver, got 2 more inbetween there (3) , but still... what are the odds?

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Megan Hodges's avatar

Whoa, love it! We have such good taste in names. And also, congrats on your baby Oliver and growing family!

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Kayne Siler's avatar

My now 6 year old daughter would say "last time ago" for yesterday and "some time ago" for anything past that. Recently she started saying it correctly and I would correct her, saying don't you mean last time ago, trying to make the magic last for me.

Her older sister at age 3 asked once, "what do penguins taste like?" I love all of these crazy things they say and the fact they are very serious about it makes me want more.

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Skottie Young's avatar

omg! Last Time Ago is amazing

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Jace Milam's avatar

Daughter had so many and we loved and miss every one now that she is 10

Slippers- pippers

Hot Dog - og og

Polka dots - polka nuts

Dizzy - busy

This was a favorite "Daddy don't spin me around, I am too busy!"

That's it - tha shit

Dance Class - Dwane Cwass

Flip flops - dip dops

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Megan Hodges's avatar

I'm going to start signing off on emails with "tha shit".

Day is made. Thank you!

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Jace Milam's avatar

Wife and I use this with each other all the time.

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Skottie Young's avatar

dang! i'm going to use so many of these in future books! hahahahah

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Jace Milam's avatar

Glad to help Skottie! Looking forward to seeing you at a show again soon. Also we will get you on the podcast one of these days.

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Calvin Harlow's avatar

My 6 year old daughter calls hand sanitizer "hanatizer" and it always makes me chuckle.

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Skottie Young's avatar

hahaha. awesome.

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MorPuddypond's avatar

My son called ketchup petchu for the longest time and I freaking loved it. Also Darth Gator. And he, when he was two or so, decided the word for grandparents was Boca. Somewhere along the line it morphed to just be Grandma, but every week we got to Grandad and Boca’s. No one knows where it came from, but it’s great.

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Skottie Young's avatar

hahaha. perfect!!!

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Calvin Harlow's avatar

Got a similar one, my oldest calls her grandmother Titi, no idea why, and her uncle Shawn Uncle sunshine (which has hilarious stuck around).

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Skottie Young's avatar

i love that!

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Martyn Booth's avatar

My 7 year old Alexander, came home from primary school the other day pleased as punch, because he was given a prize for his singing and how he played the glockenspiel, the way he mispronounced it was ever so funny! Our youngest Dexter, always says

"rain-d-deer".

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Daniel Solem's avatar

My friend’s daughter when she was a toddler called McDonald’s “Happy Dongos”. Always loved that.

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Calvin Harlow's avatar

My kids just call McDonald's "happy meals."

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Jay Burns's avatar

Perbert is the correct and only way to say it now. Love the sketch and the story.

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Ross REDOPTICALCORP's avatar

I totally miss some of these things!! I wish i did write them all down!!

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SoulCatcher's avatar

My son who is now 8 started calling ice cream sandwiches ‘ice cream toast’ when he was a toddler. We still refer to ice cream sandwiches as ice cream toast in our house because, why not?

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Megan Hodges's avatar

He's genius. This is marketing GOLD!

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Skottie Young's avatar

hahahahahaha. Ice cream toast is priceless.

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Allan's avatar

Both of my kids still call PJs "Pujays" and my some for the longest time would say "Stormtroopitors". And for some reason my son named is pacifier "Waugie". We the do the same, any time they say something cute or funny, we try to write it down in our phones for later. Thanks for the reminders of these fun times.

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Skottie Young's avatar

I STILL call Pajamas BAJAMAS. I've been fucking that word up for 40 years.

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Tracey's avatar

My daughter is 16 now, but when she was 4 or 5…

Bikini — zucchini

Nerves — nerds (ex. You’re getting on my NERDS!)

I did write down a lot of the stories 😊

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Kevin D. Walls's avatar

My 3 year old daughter comes up to me wearing one slipper. I ask (like a dumbass) “why are you wearing only one slipper?”? She replied (like Mark Twain) “because I could only find one.”.

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SoulCatcher's avatar

My son wore mismatch socks and when we pointed out that his socks didn’t match he replied- “they don’t have to” and we really couldn’t argue with that. Hope he never grows out of that.

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Jami Cullen's avatar

Here’s an example (on my “Rileyism” note from his 4yr old, almost 5, mind:

2/6/2021

(After Riley has his usual morning sneezes (the kitties), THIS time sneezing seven times in a row))

Gamma Goo:

Wow!! That was SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW!!

Riley:

Hey! That’s the same number of times I got the “shuffle card” in UNO!

Gamma:

Seriously? The exact same?!

Riley sneezes one more time.

Riley (not skipping a beat):

Now it’s not.

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Megan Hodges's avatar

😂

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Jami Cullen's avatar

I have an unending “note” on my cell phone of “Rileyisms”!! You’re right, they number less and less, each year. Thanks to my “note” they’ll be around for a long time. 🥰

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